Flying Nun Has Public Orgasm During TSA Pat-Down

New Anti-Terrorism Policy Requires Extensive Touching

Religious Experience as Hands Reach Private Parts

With all the recent headlines about disgruntled air passengers and the highly invasive physical screenings by Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) inspectors, we at Humor Volcano had to weigh in with our usual twisted view. When we wondered if any group might not find the public gropings annoying, a new article was born.  Here’s the opening paragraph of Humor Volcano’s most recent spoof news story.

BEAVER PAW, Ore. — “Oh my. Oooohhhh. Oh, Jesus! Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Oh God…oh God…OH GOD!” Trembling hands clutched to her suddenly heaving chest, Sister Nevva Haddenny collapsed to her knees as soon as the TSA agent’s pat-down reached the nun’s groin area.

Get the full Nun Orgasm story here.

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