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Heated college football rivalries can lead to some pretty outrageous things. Humor Volcano just published my spoof news article of one such incident in the area where I grew up, describing a particularly outrageous marching band halftime performance.

Here are a few lines from that article:

With military precision, the [band] then fanned out across the field to spell out, in rapid succession, the words LET’S…MASTER…STATE. Huge cheer from the partisan … fans.

The [marchers] then scattered, only to quickly coalesce into the shocking outline of a 60-yard long erect penis and scrotum with dozens of all-white-clad majorettes twirling inside. In the area surrounding the titanic penis shaft, more … marchers then moved to form the shape of a grasping hand. Screams from the stands.

Keeping in perfect time with the sensuous music, the giant hand began to move. Back and forth, crisscrossing the field. Slowly at first, then faster, faster, and faster still. The crowd roared.

Maybe you can guess the rest. If not, read the full article here.