Fake News Satire Articles Published at HumorVolcano.com
Tattoo Grannies Invade Mall, Mayhem Ensues
excerpt: KING OF PRUSSIA, PA – These elderly matrons, shouting obscenities to make a sailor blush, made a beeline to the Victoria’s Secret store, which was having a two-hour thong underwear 2-for-1 sale. These wild women nearly trashed the place, knocking aside other customers, mannequins, and sales racks to get at the thong markdown table. There, they proceeded to fight, claw, trip, poke, pull, push, spit, and bite anybody within reach. Apparently, the battle was to grab the fishnet, mesh, and see-through thongs, which had been rumored to be in short supply. Go to full article…
http://humorvolcano.com/TattooGranniesInvadeMall.html
UN Orders North Korean Dictator to Charm School
excerpt: NEW YORK, NY – The United Nations Security Council announced today that North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-il will be ordered to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm in Valium, Idaho for behavioral training. Clearly growing tired of Jong-il’s constant threats and bickering, the UN likens him to an old chihuahua with a nasty disposition. “He’s just like a crabby, ill-tempered little dog, always snarling, growling, and snapping, trying to act big and get attention,” said Dutch council member Lucille VanPelt. Go to full article…
http://humorvolcano.com/DictatorToCharmSchool.html
Novice Lumberjack Fells Tree Onto Own House
excerpt: MAISON DU FOU, QUEBEC – With a thrilling CCRRAACCKK, the towering pillar crashed to the earth, shaking the very ground on which he stood. Amazed at the power unleashed by his so-called arms of steel, he shouted to stunned onlookers, “Piece of cake. This is so easy.” He then burst into song, “Oh, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay….” Go to full article…
